I've just had the most brilliant idea: Far Cry 3 - I'm A Celebrity Edition. The idea is that somebody creates a tropical island full of bears and Cassowarys for regular team deathmatch. One team then plays the part of human traffickers and smugglers, while the others pretend to be Z-listers like Kim Kardashian, Jedward and Mr Blobby. Then the first set of people attempt to maim, burn and suffocate the second. It's going to be huge! Somebody pass me a big fat cigar!
Here's a video for Far Cry 3's map editor, which we still haven't got around to writing about in-depth. Sorry. I'll get on that as soon as I've fished my brain from the stagnant waters of Tuesday morning. Read the full Far Cry 3 review for more on why this could be the year's finest shooter.