The weird thing about the make-believe zombies at this Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 launch event is how nicely they fit in. Is there a gamer out there who hasn't, at some time in his or her life, shambled down the aisles in unwitting mimicry of an animate corpse? The man sticking out like a sore thumb is OXM's own Matt "not dead yet" Lees, and that mystical rod he's poking at people is a microphone, and those sounds coming out of your speakers and/or headphones are what those people are saying.
If the razzle-dazzle of it all becomes too much to bear, read our Black Ops 2 review for a refreshing dose of perspective. Bought the game already? Read our ultimate guide to the multiplayer, constructed with insight from Treyarch.