Assassin's Creed 3 multiplayer is all about observation, patience, a supernatural gift for timing and the capacity to misdirect other players via nuances of digital body language. Unless of course Log and I are playing, in which case it's all about bestial hooting, getting the mode wrong, mocking people's Gamertags and barging through a crowd so you can kick a corpse. A problem shared is a problem doubled, apparently.
The below is an Artefact Assault gameplay video we recorded last week, in a fit of madness. There's commentary throughout, though much of that commentary consists of begging Youtube at large not to hurt us. An overdue disclaimer: Log was hungover and I'm an idiot. Have fun, and read our full Assassin's Creed 3 review for a somewhat less shambolic breakdown.