I am sorry, Skyrim. I have displeased you. In my last feature, I dared suggest that other games might deserve an equal, nay a greater share of players' attention.
But this cannot be. I know not what insane lunatic madness gripped me as I penned those fatal words, only that I come before you now as but a servant, humble and contrite and also quoting the third Pirates of the Caribbean film.
Spare me your divine anger, O lord. Perhaps a small offering, to appease your most righteous and entirely bug-free wrath? Perhaps... the names and locations of every eligible man or maiden in your realm?
Female
* Aela the Huntress - Nord, farm outside Whiterun.
* Aeri - Nord, Pale, inside her house.
* Anwen - Redguard, Markarth Temple.
* Avrusa Sarethi - Dark Elf, Sarethi Farm, Rift.
* Borgahk the Steel Heart - Orc, Mor Khazgur.
* Brelyna Maryon - Dark Elf, College of Winterhold.
* Camilla Valerius - Imperial, Riverwood.
* Dravynea the Stoneweaver - Dark Elf, Kyne's Grove.
* Ghorza gra-Bagol - Orc, Markarth.
* Gilfre - Imperial, Mixwater Mill, Eastmarch.
* Grelka - Nord, Riften.
* Iona - Nord, Riften.
* Jenassa - Dark Elf, Drunken Huntsman, Whiterun.
* Jordis the Sword-Maiden - Nord, Proudspire Manor, Solitude.
* Lydia - Nord, Dragonsreach, Whiterun.
* Mjoll the Lioness - Nord, her house, Riften.
* Muiri - Breton, The Hag's Cure, Markarth.
* Njada Stonearm - Nord, The Companions Guild house, Whiterun.
* Orla - Nord, Temple of Dibella, Markarth.
* Ria - Imperial, The Companion's Guild House, Whiterun.
* Senna - Imperial, Temple of Dibella, Markarth.
* Shahvee - Argonian, outside Windhelm.
* Sylgja - Nord, Shor's Stone.
* Taarie - High Elf, Solitude.
* Temba Wide-Arm - Nord, Ivarstead.
* Uthgerd - Nord, her house, Whiterun.
* Viola Giordano - Imperial, Windhelm, Eastmarch.
* Ysolda - Nord, Whiterun.
Male
* Ainethach - Breton, Karthwasten Hall, Karthwasten.
* Angrenor Once-Honored - Nord, Candlehearth Hall, Windhelm.
* Argis the Bulwark - Nord, Vlindrel Hall, Markarth.
* Athis - Dark Elf, Jorrvaskr Living Quarters, Whiterun.
* Balimund - Nord, The Scorched Hammer, Riften.
* Belrand - Nord, The Winking Skeever, Solitude.
* Benor - Nord, Morthal.
* Calder - Nord, Hjerim, Windhelm.
* Cosnach - Breton, The Warrens, Markarth.
* Derkeethus - Argonian, Darkwater Pass.
* Erik the Slayer - Nord, Frostfruit Inn, Rorikstead.
* Farkas - Nord, Brill and Vignar, Whiterun.
* Filnjar - Nord, found in his house, in Shor's Stone.
* Gat gro-Shargakh - Orc, Pavo's House, Kolskeggr Mine.
* Ghorbash the Iron Hand - Orc, Burguk's Longhouse, Dushnikh Yal.
* Marcurio - Imperial, Riften.
* Moth gro-Bagol - Orc, Understone Keep, Markarth.
* Octieve San - Breton, Solitude.
* Omluag - Breton, The Warrens, Markarth.
* Onmund - Nord, The Hall of Attainment, College of Winterhold.
* Pavo Attius - Imperial, his house, Kolskeggr Mine.
* Perth - Breton, Miner's House, Soljund's Sinkhole.
* Quintus Navale - Imperial, White Phial Services, Windhelm.
* Revyn Sadri - Dark Elf, Sadri's Used Wares, Windhelm.
* Roggi Knot-Beard - Nord, Steamscorch Mine, Kyne's Grove.
* Romlyn Dreth - Dark Elf, his house, Riften.
* Scouts-Many-Marshes - Argonian, Argonian Assemblage, Windhelm.
* Sondas Drenim - Dark Elf, Goldenrock Mine, Darkwater Crossing.
* Sorex Vinius - Imperial, Solitude.
* Stenvar - Nord, Windhelm.
* Torvar - Nord, The Companions Guild House, Whiterun.
* Vilkas - Nord, The Companions Guild House, Whiterun.
* Vorstag - Nord, Markarth.
* Wilhelm - Nord, Ivarstead.
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25 comments so far...
BIGBUTTER on 2 Dec '11 said:
I got Ysolda Locked and loaded. She is all mine.
golliwoza on 2 Dec '11 said:
After you marry someone on Skyrim can you go off and marry someone else?
kronk10 on 2 Dec '11 said:
i put the " hey iam available" amulet on and Camilla Valerius from riverwood practically jumped me ! Its all very forward in skyrim isnt it
man= iam single
woman= me to
woman= do you like me
man= yes
woman= great lets get married
man= ok
The only problem with Camilla Valerius is that the wierd elf bloke that fancies her from riverwood keeps popping by the house to see her i am slightly suspicous
Bezza89 on 2 Dec '11 said:
I too married Camilla (first woman I ever saw in the game lol). I saw feandal at my house in Whiterun, where me and wife reside. Let's just say there was a tragedy in his home in Riverwood the day after... the poor elf commit suicide it would seem...
EdDeRs1 on 2 Dec '11 said:
all that i want to know is can u go girl on girl?
Carnage24 on 2 Dec '11 said:
How do you get married? I still haven't figured it out. I'm flushed with cash, with g.s.o.h, looking for like minded female to adventure with
falcon on 2 Dec '11 said:
Indeed you can
Bezza89 on 2 Dec '11 said:
Carnage, pay a visit to the temple of mara in riften, or if this person isn't there, try the pub in the same town. I forget his name, but he's a priest and will bang on about love.
Carnage24 on 2 Dec '11 said:
Cheers Bezza, time to get my Skyrim freak on. I'm gonna be like Trevor Jordash from Brookside lol, "where's my dinner woman???"
Gazisdaman on 3 Dec '11 said:
you can marry a hagraven in the quest "a night to remember" if your in to that sort of thing
NativeMilk on 3 Dec '11 said:
I've got my eye on Lydia, my housecarl in Whiterun. There's also a decent pair of sisters in Solitude. Hmm...
Oh God what has my life come to.
Pedrobear on 3 Dec '11 said:
I wanted to marry Svari of Solitude, then I took an arrow in the groi... knee.
GHOSTY05 on 4 Dec '11 said:
Aela the Huntress she is one hot DOG, i mean werewolf!
SidTheSloth on 4 Dec '11 said:
Kind of off-topic and related at the same time - anyone else think the marriage is one of the most pointless features in skyrim? It just feels tacked on and i don't get why it's there at all?
I know fable has it's flaws but at least the marriage part serves a purpose (like when they're kidnapped in fable 2). I quite like the idea that Bethesda may be trying to add some of the family stuff to make the world more believable but this is one of the poorest areas of the game for me and i don't get why they included it. Doesn't harm anything of course, apart from your temper and eardrums when you go to drop your loot off, but this i have found can be easily remedied via a quick fireball. The alchemy table in your whiterun home is a good location to hide the resulting body.
whelly1985 on 5 Dec '11 said:
does anyone know if you can re-marry if your wife accidently gets incinerated? i have a feeling ysolda is going to have an unfortunate accident in the open fire in breezehome,
shes lazy as, i am away all week killing dragons, hitting people in the face, stealing things and helping old ladies across the street- i come home to deposit my dragon bones and skin and all she has for me is 250 gold...seriously all week and you give me 250 gold, the bitch is going down!
CPT Random 82 on 8 Dec '11 said:
hahahahaha!
SidTheSloth on 8 Dec '11 said:
Apparently you can but only once you've had a courier inform you of her/his death. The annoying cow i stupidly hitched in it died quite a while ago in my self defense from her inane ramblings but i've yet to be informed. Wonder if it penalises you for killing her? If you got someone who follows im sure you could get a bear/giant to do the dirty work for you
salford sniper on 19 Dec '11 said:
i married jordis the sword maiden(think thats her name) just done it randomly, is there any better person to marry as such?, and is it true you can only marry once, love this game just wish bethedsa had a different answer than "load previous save" for blood on the ice glitch oh well im nearing my 160th hour so ill carry on
sallybigtits on 12 Feb '12 said:
no shit lesbians are allowed with this game
mkenny95 on 18 Mar '12 said:
ive played 400 hours killed camila in the shop in riverwood and no one has found out about it so is there any way that you can re-marry
CunningSmile on 19 Mar '12 said:
I'm sorry for your loss, but the answer is no. You must remain a wife killing monster all by yourself forever.
mkenny95 on 19 Mar '12 said:
ive made a new character called Lesbokiin and married Ysolda
CunningSmile on 19 Mar '12 said:
Ha Ha Lesbokiin is a cool name
I'm thinking of of calling my next character Olaf Arrow-To-The-Knee but think that may be a bit long.
mkenny95 on 2 Apr '12 said:
talos guide you
Arca1300 on 2 May '12 said:
Can you marry a wood elf????
I thought you could???