A gigantic website relaunch deserves an appropriately gigantic prize giveaway. Do they come any giganticker than Limited Edition Gears of War 3 Xbox 360, complete with mighty Infected Omen logo, pair of custom controllers, 320 GB hard drive, an exclusive multiplayer character and five exclusive weapon skins (for the Lancer, Retro Lancer, Hammerburst, Gnasher, and Sawed-Off Shotgun)? No they do not, though we suppose you could always tape two of those together for a delicious (and dangerously hot) hardware sandwich.
The console doesn't just look brutal, it sounds pretty menacing too - the power and eject buttons emit noises from the Gears universe. Where lesser consoles make plinky-plonky sounds on start-up, yours will scream like a maddened Berserker. Sweet. Also included are a wireless headset, copy of Gears of War 3 itself and built-in wireless.
The comment in question can be anything you like - a Locust pun, a few paragraphs on your favourite invented Delta Squad member, or a 10,000 word thinky piece on why the new Horde mode just doesn't cut the mustard. You could even just tell us how much you'd rather play Skyrim instead.
We'll enjoy reading it, whatever it is (disclaimer: we won't enjoy reading it if it involves sweary speculation about the manner of our birth). And you'll enjoy getting a garish/stylish new Xbox 360 case in the post. See, everybody's happy.
The competition closes on Friday 9th September at 4pm. Best of luck - and welcome once again to the new OXM.co.uk.