It's hard to explain the setup behind Driver San Francisco without laughing. It's a return to the title's roots in one respect - just like the first Driver game you never leave your car. That's a good thing for a series that never quite managed to do shooting right. But the method they've found of letting you swap cars is alternately genius and ridiculous, depending on who you ask. John Tanner, the hero from Driver 3, has been put in a coma by Jericho. Nearly all of the action takes place in his hospital-bound head, against an imaginary villain..
As far as dream Tanner is concerned, he had a lucky escape. He wakes without a scratch, and is suddenly instructed by billboards to help the people of 'Frisco. He quickly discovers he's got magical powers. He can perform an elasticated ram attack. He can boost. And he can astral project to a plan view of the city, and take control of any car he likes.
So, his new life involves possessing people who need help, fixing their lives and his own brain. These missions unlock story missions that lead you to the imaginary Jericho forwards. It's Life on Mars meets Quantum Leap. With the script of a kids' cartoon.

It doesn't always make sense. In fact, what you're doing rarely bears up to any level of scrutiny. Along with the dialogue, which is almost transcendentally abysmal, Driver is a game that's begging for you to sneer at it.
But it's also an easy game to get into. The coma story progresses with some genuine imagination. Just play it like you'd watch Torchwood - love the broad ideas and just roll your eyes lovingly at the absurdity. While Driver San Francisco has its weak points, none of them infect and deflate the raw, stupid fun of the driving and shifting.

Part of the charm - or it could be a weakness, it's really hard to tell - is that the game doesn't let you know if it's in on the joke. It never shoots you an apologetic smile. If you can buy into the TV drama premise, suffer the "Previously, on Driver San Francisco" cutscenes, and enjoy the dialogue with the appropriate level of facepalm, Driver will charm the big end off of you. It's a turbo-powered drifty racer with a loveably fractured premise and a world that's full of challenges and stunts. It's better than it has any right to be.




















































9 comments so far...
TinnoUnited on 27 Aug '11 said:
Nice to see it getting a solid score. I'll buy it when it's £10!
wishface on 29 Aug '11 said:
The online demo is fun in a bonkers kind of way. It's like Top Gear: the Matrix edition (though sadly without the means to run over Jeremy Clarkson).
But the handling. Oy vey! Try and turn and you will spin out far too easily.
mattyrfc on 31 Aug '11 said:
god to see oxm spending time on a game not as popular wen so much coming out soon will pick it up after gears 3 me thinks
KernowDevil23 on 6 Sep '11 said:
Mmmmm.......I was a little unsure after playing the demo. It's a looker for sure but the handling left a sour taste with me. I may well pick it up when it's cheaper but it's not a £30 odd spend for me.
wishface on 7 Sep '11 said:
It's a fun game but the online isn't balanced. High rank players have a stonking advantage and there are too many cheap ways to play. Plus most people just think the game is a demolition derby, it isn't.
Oo HAMM3RZ oO on 9 Sep '11 said:
This game is bette than the other Driver Series
GHOSTY05 on 11 Sep '11 said:
The game is tripe!
It feels unfinished and feels samey and bland.
Good graphics and cut scenes, but game lacks imagination, car damage is poor and AI is terrible.
Driver 2 was years ahead of this, at least in that game the car physics were highly realistic and damage was on a par with GTA games.
Utter garbage, very disappointed!
Ninja Squirrel on 14 Sep '11 said:
I borrowed this off a lad at work yesterday for my day off and I enjoyed it I thought it was bloody good fun for the day.
Jayce1888 on 16 Sep '11 said:
This is a cracking game. Pick up and play no problems. Sure the story is a bit odd but it works. There's something about the whole [i]Life on Mars[i] thing is so different. I've been into the Driver games since day one and this is the best. The range of cars and sub games outside of the main story give you a lot more to do than just follow the story. Car physics and damage are ok although damage doesn't seem to affect handling so some issues there but it doesn't matter because it's fun to play. Isn't that what it's all supposed to be about?